August212014

steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)

(Source: buckkybbarnes, via gaymansalad)

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luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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da-ghetto-booteh:

voodouqueen:

nya-kin:

Didn’t even let her finish talking lmaoo

Glozell ass so goofy i swea !! She keep gettin herself hurt for these jokes

where did her wig go lmfao

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

(Source: slimeeeman, via paulwelsey)

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breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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I can take care of him. Let me take care of him until he’s better.
He stays here. He’s staying with me.

(Source: naelcaffrey, via mckeymilkovich)

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startraveller776:

huffingtonpost:

When did doing something ‘like a girl’ become an insult?

Watch the full Always commercial that seeks to answer this question.

The part that gets me is at the end of the commercial, when they ask one of the first ladies if she had a chance to do her demonstration of “running like a girl” over again, what would she do differently and she says, “I would run like myself.” I legit cried.

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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spookygoon:

take note gentlemen

(Source: ppedropascal, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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fuckyeahdementia:

wait i can explain

fuckyeahdementia:

wait i can explain

(Source: awwww-cute, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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Anonymous said: Imagine Peter Quill explaining hotdogs to his team.

tonystarks:

Imagine Rocket’s look of horror

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